2 weeks later

Ok so today i finally broke the duct of not playing DOTA at home after 2 weeks......Bacause of the kind and forgiving person dat i am, hehe....i decided to giv a shot to my bro in a 1v1 only mid same hero game wif me A.K.A (aromsh)

Nothing in this world get lamer than some1 actually writing about a DOTA game in his/her blog....but what can i say...im freakin bored since im not the type that does homework except when it has marks..

So since it was same hero mode we got PA also known as Phantom Assassin.......so lemme get straight to the point...i just owned his freakin ass and whooped it from JB to Amritsar.....

GAME OVER

Signing off......

2 in a day...

Yeah this just goes to prove how bored i am as im writing my 2nd post on the SAME DAY.....This day (28/02/2009 02:35am) will go into my personal diary (if i had one..)

Im usually bored everyday but today is just dat little extra bit of boredom as usually there is always at least a couple of people chatting wif me on MSN..........o...k.......i just suddenly gt some1 to talk to outta nowhere....thank god u sent an angel named Chee Hou......oya as i was saying i always have some1 to talk to share my crap whether Julian (Alot difference in real life and MSN), Amrit ( Have some good shit to talk sometimes but ends conversation very fast), Chee Hou (Usually talks bout DOTA or random chicks he is interested in since he broke up), Neesha (Have many long conversations but i guess is mainly cause she replies VERY FAST, approximately from "10seconds-10hours" after i message her wif 10 seconds having oni a 2% chance of occuring) or Kenneth (Cant get a word he speaks, kidding lol he is my fellow crapper who happens to be a master manipulator who use to influence my every decision mostly was bad decisions)......

So....ive passed my time in writing this crap post, its 3.28am here so i think im gonna sleep as:

This is why I'm BORED

This is why I'm BORED

This is why, This is why, This is why I'm BORED

This is why I'm BORED , This is why, This is why, This is why I'm BORED

I'm BORED cause I'm ALONE, You ain't cause you're not

This is why, This is why, This is why I'm BORED

This is why I'm BORED, I don't gotta CHAT, I can CRAP A LOT saying nothing on the track

I represent JOHOR BAHRU, I got it on my back, MY HOMIES say that IVE lost it so I'm gonna bring it back

I love the FLIRTY, FLIRTY cause PEOPLE show me LIFE, The CHILDREN START TO POUNCE as soon as I hit MY WIFE,

But in the COLLEGE, They love to take it slow, So when I hit the CAFETERIA, I CANT WAIT TO GO WIF THE FLOW,

And IF THEY NID MY CRAP I take it to MAY(month), MONDAY TO FRIDAY I do it everyday, BURGER KING TO McD's, OR MAYBE JUST SUBWAY,

I'm in that low low, DATS HOW I PLAY,

And when I TOUCH THE LIMIT People say that I'm LAME, They like the way I CRAP they like THE WAY I PLAY THE GAME, They like the way I DUN FEEL ASHAMED WHETHER THE JOKES ARE FROM SPAIN OR UKRAINE,

They ask me WHY I do it and simply I SAY THE SAME...

This is why I'm BORED
This is why I'm BORED
This is why, This is why, This is why I'm BORED
This is why I'm BORED , This is why, This is why, This is why I'm BORED
I'm BORED cause I'm ALONE, You ain't cause you're not
This is why, This is why, This is why I'm BORED

JUST SPENT 29 mins doing this shit....

SIGNING OFF.......

Back in JB (Johor Bahru)

So here i am, bak in my hometown JB a.k.a The City That Never Sleeps (probably because its always dead), a.k.a The Land Of The Rising Sun (sun represents crime rate, yeah this is where it all begun), a.k.a The Land Of Oppertunities (If u wanna kill, get killed, smuggle or just become a pirated VCD/DVD seller, there u go)......neway im just writing this cause im bored, when im i not bored since ive quit playing DOTA at home since it gets so lagggg everytime i do play.

So the actual reason i came down to JB was to master my Kung Fu skills.....oh yeah i noe KF and i have my black belts and certificates to prove it.......my shifu called me yesterday saying dat he had found a new challenger for me after my previous challenger who claimed to be some chinese dude named Jackie Chan, duno nvr heard of him.....anyway he pulled out after claiming that he had to "act" in a movie called Rush Hour (yeah i noe if u wanna cr8 a movie name, at least be creative) wif another random guy named Chris Tucker......

My shifu says that my new competitor is much much more prepared for my skills and also my finisher called "Jas Cold Stunner"....so this challenger he says is a "Dhalsim" (a character in street fighter) looking, Shah Rukh Khan cooking type of person.....honestly, i seriously have no idea what to expect from this " Dhal Rukh Khan".......

There u go, just another lame story by Jaskiret Singh to get over his boredom.......

Signing off....

Jokes uve prolly heard oredi

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher: Why?

Student: There is no future in it.

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted : $10.

Teacher : You don't know maths.

Ted : You don't know my father!

Mother : David, come here.

David : Yes, mum?

Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8

Father : So?

Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter : It's mummy!

Father : How do you know?

Daughter : She didn't say anything.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes .

DearGirl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?

Boy: As old as me

Man: How can that be?

Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son : That's why I say she's no good!

Teacher: 'Where were u born?'

Student: ' Singapore , Sir.

'Teacher: 'Which part?'Student: 'All of me, Sir.'

A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?' Only one hand shot up.'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'

Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'

Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'

Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.

'Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'

A boy came home from school with his exam results.'What did u get?' asked his father.'My marks are under water,' said the boy.'What do u mean 'under water'?''They are all below 'C' (sea) level'

A few cartoons that have not bad humour.....no not me...

Testing...1....2....3

Just started so i have no idea what am i suppose to do rite now, so im randomly writing some shyt just to explore whats gona happen if i write here.....yeahyeah im a noob...