FaT AsS (Random Shit at 4am in the morning)--Drop it like its hot-Snoop Dogg parody

When you thought u saw a ghost

Act it like it's god, Act it like it's god, Act it like it's god

When the ducks try to quack at you

Tell them the weather is hot, Tell them the weather is hot, Tell them the weather is hot

And if your father asks what genre is Britney spears in

Tell him that its rock, Tell him that its rock, Tell him that its rock

I got a strain on my arm as i broke my thumb

And couldn't find UHU glue so i had to use gum

Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams

Saw that fat dude eating ice creams?

12 pigs and 23 goats, where's the other 5 dragonflies that you showed?

The Fat Ass, exterior like meat loaf, the interior like an oily Toshiba gas stove,

I can excercise you, this can be your plan for 1 week,

I might sound like a mad man, but that's how i speak,

I know dietitions in the street, With the steel that'll make you feel like Brad Pitt is your feet

So don't try to run up on my ear asking for a banana pie,

Trying to ask me for naked guy,

If u go thin you aint gonna die,

You should think about it, take a second,

Matter fact, you should start eating an ant, and think about every fart that you've spent.......

DissapointmenT-Never Too Late-Three Days Grace Parody

On the day before today, i was at a fast food restaurant ordering some food. To my dissapointment, the food i order was waaaaay below par, it was completely RUBBISH.....so i dedicated this song to the food i never got...

This burger will never be
What I wanted
And if It isn't chicken
Who would have guessed it
I will eat alone
Every burger that I was shown
To make me feel like
I was not scammed I was never scammed
Even if they say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to get your fries
Now and again we try
To just stay in line
Maybe we'll turn it all around
'Cause i was not scammed I was never scammed....

No one will ever see
The sauce inserted
And if it was not chili sauce
Who would have guessed it
And I have ate alone
Every sauce that was thrown
To make me feel like
I was not scammed I was never scammed
Even if they say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to have your spice
Now and again we try
To just seek advice
Maybe we'll turn it all around
'Cause i was not scammed I was never scammed.....

Signing off...

VacatioN

Yesterday i went to Mauritius for a vacation, so I was walking along the coast of the beach of Mauritius with my "chicks" when suddenly i saw a huge 700-foot high wave was heading directly to us, it was approximately 27.86 centimeters away from us..........i knew i had to do something to protect my chicks, so just den i remembered wad i had learned previously so i put my mind into matter.....first i organized a plan, i drew an escape plan after i found the mahjong paper i found on the "Bumiputra Bank ATM machine" (wonder which dumbass will leave such a precious thing on the ATM), so after i drew the diagram i divided my chicks into groups of 3 to have an appropriate discussion and also gave dem each a topic to study.....so after the discussion, i decided to give dem gurls a quiz on the topic ive given.........so later on i gave dem an assignment regarding the other groups topics just to test whether they were paying attention or not......finally i made them do research notes regarding the situation and also made them cite their work carefully such as using it in a correct format...


So approximately 2 seconds later since i saw the wave initially, the wave finally gushed towards us, i was well prepared as i used scientific management, administrative principles and bereaucratic organizational studies to chose the perfect plan, so i applied it.....when the wave hit us i used my GUNZ(right bicept) & ROSES(left bicept) and held them to the ground all the time as if Jessica Simpson was preventing her dog from eating her mozarella cheese sticks even though it pee'd outside the house toilet without using an Arsenal Football Club jersey (duno what has it got to do wif tis but dere it goes)...so as i was saying, i held them all down and in the end oni ALL of my chick's bodies survived the massacre but lost all their heads....

Signing off....

ParanormaL

I had an extraordinary experience whilst at home today...
It was the sound of the stroke of midnight by my Great-Grandfather clock......i was at home alone as my cousin and his wife had gone out for grocery-shopping.......i kept myself busy by studying CalCRAPulous since my exam for that subject was on friday, i was never a fan or light of maths but it was the onli test left before i obtained my pHd in Crappanology....

I felt an extreme thirst down my throat so dry as if there were 2 Yemen-ese people pulling Vespa skooters in the Sahara Desert while speaking jibbrish in my mouth.....and therefore i got up for a can of Anything (Its a soft-drink name, u can get urs from 7-11 at just RM 1.90, while stocks last and batteries not included)....before i left i left my book wide open on the RM3400 sofa set (U can get the same 1 from Sen-Q, feel it, test it..), btw its a hard cover text book that can only be closed once opened using a 30-pound jackhammer.....

So as i was saying, i grabbed my can of Anything and came bak to my the living room to continue my "study", and unbelievably my book was closed! The worst part was i didn even noe which page i left it on........at first i tot it rationally, thinking it might just becaused by the 250km/h tornado in my backyard....but just then.....i saw a dark figure zoomed passed my kitchen hallway at the speed of light (Btw that is 3x10 to the power of 8)......my heart nearly pulled out from my body as if it was another occurance of the HIROSHIMA bombing........the suspence was killing me so i HAD to go and check it out.....i walked slowly but surely and also stealthly and with complete silence towards the hallway....

I turned to my left and there was no1 there, then i moved on towards my right and THERE.....there it was.......my purple coloured-siamese pet iguana named Rufus.........


CONCLUSION=Boredom kills
Signing off...

Oh It Hurts......

I cant take it anymore...the pain.......ohhhh the suffering..........why does this always happen to us......
Oh god pls make it stop.....why do you make children suffer?....Why must you giv us such a emotionless, robotic-speaking, wannabe-in-weight-lifting, make-the-class-so-boring, just-another-dumb-blonde DATA MANAGEMENT lecturer..the great "SEAN LeCONTE"..oh the boredom just kills me bit by bit...All i have to say is: "where is the love"

LeConte teaching students sleeping...
Students sleeping you hear them snoring...
Can you practice how will you teach..
Would you cancel the the class for 1 week?
Father Father Father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause LeConte got me got me questioning
Where is the love?.......Where is the love??


I feel the weight of the textbook on my shoulder
As I'm getting older y'all lecturers getting colder
Most of us only care about spending and enjoying.
Overall average got us followin the wrong direction.
Wrong information always thrown in the cafeteria.
Negative images is the main criteria.
Infecting their young minds faster than bacteria.
Kids wanna act like what they dun see in the SATRIA.(car)
Whatever happened to the values of humanity?
Whatever happened to the Taylors guarantee?
Instead of teaching right, he is blocking the light.
Lack of understanding, leading us away from reaching the kite.(goals)
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling under.
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling down.
It's no wonder why sometimes I'm feeling under.
I gotta keep my faith alive, until entertainment is found.

2 weeks later

Ok so today i finally broke the duct of not playing DOTA at home after 2 weeks......Bacause of the kind and forgiving person dat i am, hehe....i decided to giv a shot to my bro in a 1v1 only mid same hero game wif me A.K.A (aromsh)

Nothing in this world get lamer than some1 actually writing about a DOTA game in his/her blog....but what can i say...im freakin bored since im not the type that does homework except when it has marks..

So since it was same hero mode we got PA also known as Phantom Assassin.......so lemme get straight to the point...i just owned his freakin ass and whooped it from JB to Amritsar.....

GAME OVER

Signing off......

2 in a day...

Yeah this just goes to prove how bored i am as im writing my 2nd post on the SAME DAY.....This day (28/02/2009 02:35am) will go into my personal diary (if i had one..)

Im usually bored everyday but today is just dat little extra bit of boredom as usually there is always at least a couple of people chatting wif me on MSN..........o...k.......i just suddenly gt some1 to talk to outta nowhere....thank god u sent an angel named Chee Hou......oya as i was saying i always have some1 to talk to share my crap whether Julian (Alot difference in real life and MSN), Amrit ( Have some good shit to talk sometimes but ends conversation very fast), Chee Hou (Usually talks bout DOTA or random chicks he is interested in since he broke up), Neesha (Have many long conversations but i guess is mainly cause she replies VERY FAST, approximately from "10seconds-10hours" after i message her wif 10 seconds having oni a 2% chance of occuring) or Kenneth (Cant get a word he speaks, kidding lol he is my fellow crapper who happens to be a master manipulator who use to influence my every decision mostly was bad decisions)......

So....ive passed my time in writing this crap post, its 3.28am here so i think im gonna sleep as:

This is why I'm BORED

This is why I'm BORED

This is why, This is why, This is why I'm BORED

This is why I'm BORED , This is why, This is why, This is why I'm BORED

I'm BORED cause I'm ALONE, You ain't cause you're not

This is why, This is why, This is why I'm BORED

This is why I'm BORED, I don't gotta CHAT, I can CRAP A LOT saying nothing on the track

I represent JOHOR BAHRU, I got it on my back, MY HOMIES say that IVE lost it so I'm gonna bring it back

I love the FLIRTY, FLIRTY cause PEOPLE show me LIFE, The CHILDREN START TO POUNCE as soon as I hit MY WIFE,

But in the COLLEGE, They love to take it slow, So when I hit the CAFETERIA, I CANT WAIT TO GO WIF THE FLOW,

And IF THEY NID MY CRAP I take it to MAY(month), MONDAY TO FRIDAY I do it everyday, BURGER KING TO McD's, OR MAYBE JUST SUBWAY,

I'm in that low low, DATS HOW I PLAY,

And when I TOUCH THE LIMIT People say that I'm LAME, They like the way I CRAP they like THE WAY I PLAY THE GAME, They like the way I DUN FEEL ASHAMED WHETHER THE JOKES ARE FROM SPAIN OR UKRAINE,

They ask me WHY I do it and simply I SAY THE SAME...

This is why I'm BORED
This is why I'm BORED
This is why, This is why, This is why I'm BORED
This is why I'm BORED , This is why, This is why, This is why I'm BORED
I'm BORED cause I'm ALONE, You ain't cause you're not
This is why, This is why, This is why I'm BORED

JUST SPENT 29 mins doing this shit....

SIGNING OFF.......

Back in JB (Johor Bahru)

So here i am, bak in my hometown JB a.k.a The City That Never Sleeps (probably because its always dead), a.k.a The Land Of The Rising Sun (sun represents crime rate, yeah this is where it all begun), a.k.a The Land Of Oppertunities (If u wanna kill, get killed, smuggle or just become a pirated VCD/DVD seller, there u go)......neway im just writing this cause im bored, when im i not bored since ive quit playing DOTA at home since it gets so lagggg everytime i do play.

So the actual reason i came down to JB was to master my Kung Fu skills.....oh yeah i noe KF and i have my black belts and certificates to prove it.......my shifu called me yesterday saying dat he had found a new challenger for me after my previous challenger who claimed to be some chinese dude named Jackie Chan, duno nvr heard of him.....anyway he pulled out after claiming that he had to "act" in a movie called Rush Hour (yeah i noe if u wanna cr8 a movie name, at least be creative) wif another random guy named Chris Tucker......

My shifu says that my new competitor is much much more prepared for my skills and also my finisher called "Jas Cold Stunner"....so this challenger he says is a "Dhalsim" (a character in street fighter) looking, Shah Rukh Khan cooking type of person.....honestly, i seriously have no idea what to expect from this " Dhal Rukh Khan".......

There u go, just another lame story by Jaskiret Singh to get over his boredom.......

Signing off....

Jokes uve prolly heard oredi

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher: Why?

Student: There is no future in it.

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted : $10.

Teacher : You don't know maths.

Ted : You don't know my father!

Mother : David, come here.

David : Yes, mum?

Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8

Father : So?

Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter : It's mummy!

Father : How do you know?

Daughter : She didn't say anything.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes .

DearGirl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?

Boy: As old as me

Man: How can that be?

Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son : That's why I say she's no good!

Teacher: 'Where were u born?'

Student: ' Singapore , Sir.

'Teacher: 'Which part?'Student: 'All of me, Sir.'

A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?' Only one hand shot up.'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'

Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'

Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'

Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.

'Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'

A boy came home from school with his exam results.'What did u get?' asked his father.'My marks are under water,' said the boy.'What do u mean 'under water'?''They are all below 'C' (sea) level'

A few cartoons that have not bad humour.....no not me...

Testing...1....2....3

Just started so i have no idea what am i suppose to do rite now, so im randomly writing some shyt just to explore whats gona happen if i write here.....yeahyeah im a noob...