VacatioN

Yesterday i went to Mauritius for a vacation, so I was walking along the coast of the beach of Mauritius with my "chicks" when suddenly i saw a huge 700-foot high wave was heading directly to us, it was approximately 27.86 centimeters away from us..........i knew i had to do something to protect my chicks, so just den i remembered wad i had learned previously so i put my mind into matter.....first i organized a plan, i drew an escape plan after i found the mahjong paper i found on the "Bumiputra Bank ATM machine" (wonder which dumbass will leave such a precious thing on the ATM), so after i drew the diagram i divided my chicks into groups of 3 to have an appropriate discussion and also gave dem each a topic to study.....so after the discussion, i decided to give dem gurls a quiz on the topic ive given.........so later on i gave dem an assignment regarding the other groups topics just to test whether they were paying attention or not......finally i made them do research notes regarding the situation and also made them cite their work carefully such as using it in a correct format...


So approximately 2 seconds later since i saw the wave initially, the wave finally gushed towards us, i was well prepared as i used scientific management, administrative principles and bereaucratic organizational studies to chose the perfect plan, so i applied it.....when the wave hit us i used my GUNZ(right bicept) & ROSES(left bicept) and held them to the ground all the time as if Jessica Simpson was preventing her dog from eating her mozarella cheese sticks even though it pee'd outside the house toilet without using an Arsenal Football Club jersey (duno what has it got to do wif tis but dere it goes)...so as i was saying, i held them all down and in the end oni ALL of my chick's bodies survived the massacre but lost all their heads....

Signing off....