EviL

5 Hours ago, i went to the "Hello Doggy" shop to buy some household appliances, unfortunately, i met someone i despised, in other words, the last person i would want to bum into, my Japanese evil twin brother, JasONION.......

JasOnion, or Onion as i prefer to call him was evil since the day he was born, and he has a very rational reason behind it, which is, he was unfortunate to be borned 21seconds after me.....from that day, or second, he had set 1 objective and 1 objective only, actually it was 2: " (1) To destroy the existance of me AND to (2) eat Cheese Naan with Tandoori chicken"

So, after we bumped into each other we had a long long loooooooooooooong (approximately 0.34seconds) stare down each other as we were trying to intimidate each other with our presence.....everyone (The owner alone) in the shop saw us and knew something really bad was gonna happen but it was too late, he was unable to change fate and destiny, all he did was grab his Jamaican phone directory and made a call to one of the babysitters there to come and manage us....that was everything in his ability, the meeting between me and my brother, it was just meant to be...

After our "long" stare, Onion placed his right hand in his pocket and took out a performance-enhancing drug named "Hacks"(sweet), i realised earlier he was trying to shake me with fear with his Japanese speaking ablity (coughing), at least i thought it was japanese..i didn get a word of it...except for "uhh uhh" , i figured he was listening to that song called "who let the dogs out?"

Realizing his strength had infinately increased after the drug, he made use of his advantage and took the 1st move.....he used his "french-fry-like" pinky (last finger) and push me with all his brute force (the force needed to carry a piece of paper and put it into the Panasonic refrigerator)....i am usually very calm and patient but this had hurt me more than the time "when i was sitting in a room and some random dude said hi", i got pissed...i pushed him back but i used 2, yes yes 2! pinky's, he asked for his own funeral.....this went on for a short while (1 hour 25 mins) when we both got tired and came up with a decision to settle it like REAL MEN..
what better way than to play "monopoly"...

We started playing, and without even realising it, 1 hour had just flewn by, and i was owning him at the game......he couldn't admit defeat and so he took the "Mayfair" card that i had and threw it on the ground.....tht was the last straw......i made a call to his worst nemesis, his biggest threat, our mum....he got so embarassed and so he commited suicide, everyone lived happily ever after...

Signing off.......